Category: Joke Board
In 1951, Fred Morrison began marketing a plastic flying
disc he called the "Pluto Platter." Six years later, he
sold the design to Wham-O, who renamed it the "Frisbee"
-- and it became one of the most popular toys ever.
Hmmm... what *other* products could benefit from renaming?
The Top 20 Proposed Product Renamings
20> Starbucks -- Costsbucks
19> Double Cheese 'n' Bacon Whopper -- BK Angioplasty
18> Lawn Darts -- Kid Kabobs
17> Hungryman Dinner -- Buffet in a Box
16> Ford Excursion -- Ford Excessive
15> SuperMaxx Condoms -- Wishful Thinking, Little Man!
14> YouTube -- YouScrewedUpAndNowTheWholeWorldCanSeeItOnTheirTube
13> Cell Phone -- Cinemus Interruptus
12> Boca Burgers -- I Can't Believe It's Not Ground-Up Bull Groin!
11> Windows Vista -- Microsoft Do_It-Yourself Doorstop Kit
10> Big Mouth Billy Bass -- Redneck Detector 3000
9> Silly Putty -- I Cannot Believe It Is Not Detonator Placement
Medium Made Easily Available by Foolish Americans!
8> Febreeze -- Stank-B-Gone
7> Lamborghini Murcielago -- P-Magnet Twatcatcher
6> GI Joe -- Gee, I Prevent Your Little Guy From Growing Up to Be
a Metrosexual -- or WORSE!
5> Red Bull -- Ritalinade
4> Toyota Prius -- Toyota Smug Little Tree-Hugging Prick
3> Doritos -- BongSnax
2> Dunkin Donuts -- Morning Glory Holes
and the Number 1 Proposed Product Renaming...
1> Flowbee -- Christ, My Hair Looks Like Shit!
<lol> thanks.
Bob
LMAO! Number two made me literally laugh out loud. Hahahaha!